Life is like a vacuum cleaner

It's like deep, empty space. Life is like a black hole; it pulls from one, with the greatest force, all life, joy, energy...all light. It's as dark as a black hole, emitting no hint of radiance, seeming as tenebrous and lifeless as the dark of death. It gives nothing and takes everything. If you gather enough energy to generate a bit of hope and will, life drains it away with greater gravity than a singularity. No description of emptiness, nothingness, or dark can completely describe life; it surpasses all of that...and more. And while it pulls you in, it also brings you more and more boulders to bear, weighing you down so that hope of possible escape flees while you sink ever faster into the void...